“Reviews.
When they’re bad they hurt.
When they’re good they’re not good enough.”
-Richard Burton
VLADIMIR:
Moron!
ESTRAGON:
That's the idea, let's abuse each other.
They turn, move apart, turn again and face each other.
VLADIMIR:
Moron!
ESTRAGON:
Vermin!
VLADIMIR:
Abortion!
ESTRAGON:
Morpion!
VLADIMIR:
Sewer-rat!
ESTRAGON:
Curate!
VLADIMIR:
Cretin!
ESTRAGON:
(with finality). Crritic!
VLADIMIR:
Oh!
He wilts, vanquished, and turns away.
-Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot.
“I’ve always felt about critics the way fire hydrants feel about dogs.”
-Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle
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